why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Here's another:

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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