I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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women's rights

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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