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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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