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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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