- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

kesha is a virgin.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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