Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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