What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Keanu Reaves

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

look under under where under under where. under the couch

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what is racecar backwards in reverse

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