What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

you lose.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Donald Trump.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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