Why was the woman?

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Racial equality.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's rights.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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