- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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