- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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