What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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