- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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