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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Bags of delicious poop.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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