- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

E= McVagina

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

whats 2+2? 4

Two english guys meet at work

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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