- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

She said no

What time is it? 20:45.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

knock knock. come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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