who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

No, Trinidad.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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