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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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