What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Dylan is a person

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Women's rights

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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