Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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colby doesnt shave

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Your social life

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ecks! why zee?

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Chinese drivers.

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