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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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gay marriage.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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eloise dey.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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