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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Knock knock --Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats black? a black man

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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