You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Well educated black man.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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