Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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AIDS

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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You are Nerochan right?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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I like pom

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