- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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