A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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you will now laugh.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Women's Sports

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There's no "i" in tim.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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