And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what is big and white? the moon

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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