whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Jake Bowar

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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