- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Don't think of granny porn

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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