How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Anne Frank.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

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