What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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