What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

gay rights

who smells? •Liam

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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