What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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