- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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