What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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