- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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