What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Will gropes Ebola victims

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What's up? The sky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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