I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Tennesse

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Your mom

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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