A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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OGC - tilt your head

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It says so on your cap.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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