- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

:-)book

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??