Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Susie has Autism

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What's up? The sky.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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whos gay? you are

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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