Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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World Peace

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Penis!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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