Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's up? The sky.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

An iguana walks out of a bar

123 Main street

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

weiner? balls

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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