Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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