- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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