- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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