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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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