- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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