- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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