- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A hill billy went fishing

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Apple hates Blackberry.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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